Stinky???

Sir, I said
It’s rude to call something “stinky”

And so sassily he said,
”Oh paleeeeeeese!”

I said “Sir,
It’s so rude, it’s uncouth, and it’s mean”

He said, “Not when the subject
is cheese.”



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Love You More Than Cheese

I love you more than cheese
and that’s saying a lot
’cause cheese has always been there
when people have not

cheese, thick and melted
between soft slices of bread
and cheese dipped in soup
then shoved in my head

but you’re pretty cool for a person
I kinda like the way you sneeze
and I like other stuff too, so yeah –
you’re better than cheese


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The Day I Tried Brie

The day I tried Brie

by Natasha Smith

Textured like a piece of paper,
taste just as bland.
An acquired taste, yes.
was definitely to be had.

I tried several times more,
tasting tastier than taste could be.
That was the day I began to like Brie.

Thank you for this cheese poem contribution Tasha!
Tasha writes about faith, family, and green living at Lovely You Blog

Cheese or Chips?

Someone asked if I’d rather
have cheese or chips

Well listen here, sir,
I won’t fall for your tricks

I’m kicking back
with my favorite pick

A family-sized bag of
sour cream and cheddar crisps

This thing, sir, that you’ve asked of me
Is an ugly, hateful, false dichotomy

Both/and is a thing, sir
Both/and is a thing.

Heart of Cheese

Heart of Cheese

by Sarah Knutson

I found her on the counter.
I want more cheese in my body.
She said.
At three years old, she already knew
The way to my heart.

Three more years forward,
Her favorite meal is
Sliced meat, fancy cheese, and crackers
All served on a bamboo board.

Family lunch, she calls it.
As always, she knows that
Cheese will win me over,
Whenever the opportunity arises.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I am the mama to three wildlings. I am a teacher, writer, photographer, reader, and avid camper living in Napa Valley. I love late summer nights, snuggling by the fire, CHEESE, and always have ingredients on hand to make brownies.

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Feeling Overwhelmed?

Feeling overwhelmed
by the cracks in this world?
by the suffering?
by the injustice?

I know it seems
like you need
to do something
like you need to fix everything

But I submit to you
maybe
since you can’t fix
everything

Maybe you could
take that overwhelmed
feeling and go
somewhere safe

Maybe
you could eat some cheese
in your pajamas

Maybe you could
take deep breaths
maybe you could
get a hug

And then maybe,
when you’re not
overwhelmed by
everything

You’ll be able to
do something

Not a one of us
can fix everything
but everyone can
do something

Sometimes we just
need a
cheese snack first
is all

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