Without you, nachos are just chips,
Without you, grilled cheese is just toast,
Without you, queso is an empty bowl,
And that is why I love you most.

Without you, pizza is squished tomato on bread,
Without you, cheesecake is just crumbs,
Without you, salad is even more sad,
Dinner without you is dumb.

I said dinner without you is dumb.
Yes, dinner without you is dumb.