It’s rare to see me without a hat
People say, “You have hair!”
”I had no idea what was under there!”

They ask, “What’s with the hats?”
And maybe they expect a story
I’m afraid to say, though, my answer is boring

I wear a lot of hats for the same
Reason I write poems about cheese
It makes me happy

It doesn’t hurt anyone
And it makes me happy
I think humanity could use more of that