4 tiny green frogs
Shared a tiny brown log
On a cute little pond down the road

The 1st like romance
The 2nd liked to dance
And the 3rd wanted the log all alone

The 4th was a huge jerk
(Made fun of 2nd’s twerk)
The others wished he’d just go home

I hope you’re listening
Here it gets interesting
A tiny green fairy floated on down

Said to each “What’s your wish?”
”Anything that exists!”
I can grant it while I’m here in town

The first frog got a spouse
And he left to find a house
Where they could happily ever after live on

The second asked for wine
Which he sipped, called “divine”
And then danced his way across the small pond

Then the 3rd frog
Wished not to share the log
And the tiny green fairy did her part

Frog 3 got a block of cheese
Ate the whole thing with ease
Then unleashed the most heinous fart

The smell was so great
The 4th fell on his face
Before his wish could get even a start

Now there’s one tiny green frog
On a tiny green log
On a cute little pond down the road

He loves cheese time
He loves me time
He loves having this log on his own