Would you like to sample the smoked Gouda?

I heard the words and my mouth began to salivate at the sound of them.

I said them aloud inside my head.

“Smoked”

“Gouda”

“Absolutely,” I said

Then.

It.

Melted.

In.

My.

Mouth.

The smoky smooth flavor rolling over my tongue.

Too fast.

It.

Was.

Gone.

Cha Ching.

You need a raise Costco sample lady.

Smoked Gouda in the cart.

Smoked Gouda in the house.