Sleep is not lazy
That’s banana crap crazy
I’m certain you don’t get enough
So now you’re making some up!

And besides, it’s not hurting me any
How much or when you sleep
It’s not affecting me a single iota
I’m just busy over here eating cheese

So get some sleep!
Good grief, and leave the shame
If anyone is calling you lazy –
Send me their names

I’ll send them cheese fast
Because they need to relax

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